Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Teaser Tuesday


“Tell me about the journey,” Samantha said, keeping pace beside him. “You said something about a desert?”

“Yes. We’ll have to cross the Marwolaeth Grim.”

“What does that mean?”

He hesitated before answering, “The grim death.”

Her eyes widened and she gulped. “Sounds charming. I can’t wait.”

“It’s better than the alternative. The forest is faster but teeming with demons and werewolves. The desert may be harsh but it’s safer.” Now probably wasn’t a good time to mention the desert beasts. Not as deadly as demons but still something to fear.

“Well, I’ve always dreamt of a sandy vacation. I was thinking more like Maui or Cancun, but, hey, the Grim Desert makes for a great postcard. Maybe I can pick up a souvenir T-shirt. I’m thinking” – she gestured across her breasts – “I survived the Desert of Death.”

He laughed out loud. Damn he liked her spirit.

Her face fell. “That’s if I survive.”

He couldn’t understand why but he had to touch her then. Snatching her hand in his, he gave it a squeeze. “You’ll survive, dove. I won’t let anything hurt you.”

She looked down at their hands intertwined. “Uh, thanks.” She pulled away, leaving his palm empty.

He tucked his hand in his pocket and cursed himself for soothing her. This was no time to get sentimental. “Right. Well, a dead witch is a useless witch.”

“Yeah, yeah,” she mumbled.

They walked in silence for a long time. He expected her to start prattling about insignificant topics any moment. One thing he remembered about women – they rarely stayed silent. But Samantha seemed content in it. Each time he looked at her, she appeared lost in thought, her forehead crinkled as she peered around them. He found himself curious what she was thinking.

He shook his head. Don’t get too close. She was a means to an end, nothing more. He’d be leaving her in the hands of the vicious Underworld Games guard in just a few short days. Stay detached. Focus on getting home.

At the border of his property, the trees began to thin. The grass disappeared, giving way to rocks and sand. They stepped out of the trees and gazed upon the desert.

Samantha stood beside him. “Oh, this is gonna suck.”


Destiny Bewitched, June 2012


 

Friday, March 30, 2012

Angels vs Demons Blog Hop






Welcome to the Angels vs Demons Blog Hop!

In celebration of Leia Shaw and Carrie Ann Ryan's new paranormal romance releases in June and July, we're hosting an angel and demon themed blog hop! Leia's book, Destiny Bewitched, features a sexy as hell (pun intended) demon named Geo, and Carrie's, Dust of My Wings, hero is an angel named Shade.

We want to know which you'd rather have to...uh...cuddle up with at night - angels or demons? And what are your favorite angel or demon books?

Authors and bloggers are welcome to participate. Giveaway must be something book related (but not necessarily angel or demon related).

Please include whether the giveaway is US or International.

Also link back to here or Carrie's blog with the hop graphic. 

Post must go live 12am on June 28th (we will be checking!) and the giveaway should be announced by July 3rd.

An email will go out the week of the hop with further instructions. Thanks for joining!


Thursday, March 29, 2012

Slapstick and Sarcasm - what's your favorite kind of humor?

I wouldn’t call myself a comedy writer, but humor plays a big role
in my books. In my life, actually. As a parent of a child with special needs, I often tell people if I wasn’t able to laugh at myself, and sometimes our situation, I’d have slit my wrists a long time ago. Ha ha, just kidding. A little dark humor for ya’. But for me, laughter is that important. It’s even got a healing quality to it. Having a good laugh releases endorphins that give us a bit of a high. Like a natural upper. Many times when I’m feeling down, I’ll say to my husband, “I need a good laugh, do something funny.” To which he blankly stares. Then I roll my eyes and call my best friend.

So what does this have to do with writing? Well, I think for the upcoming generation of readers, humor is essential – even if you write deep, dark, and serious material. We live in an ADD society. The audience for long, flowery narration like Jane Eyre is, for the most part, dwindling. And new readers are picky. If they hit a dull spot, they put down the book. And if they put it down, it’s very hard to get them to pick it back up. This generation moves fast and they want their books to also.

Again, where does writing humor fit into this? Well, one of the things I try to do is, when I have to inundate a reader with a long description or a backstory, I make it funny. That way it entertains the reader as well as giving necessary information without hitting a lull.

Now I’m no expert, and admittedly I didn’t do much (or any) research before writing this post, but in my mind there are several types of humor. Some you’ll be great at, some not. In my opinion, it’s better to use what you got than try to be good at everything. Maybe you already know what suits you best or what comes most naturally to you – if so, awesome and run with it. If not, I’ve listed the types (which I just made up) below along with an example of each. Take a look at what you find most funny then experiment with how to add more of it in your writing.

And I apologize that all the examples of humor are from my books. Number one, it’s my own material so I don’t have to worry about copyright infringement. And number two, I’m lazy.

Dry humor:

Marcelo knew from experience, human women did not like being ordered around by men. His queen had taught him that when she’d tried to kill him only a few months ago. And all because he’d forced her to drink blood and steal the throne from her twisted father. Women were so temperamental.

Sarcasm:

“Your ego is legendary. It’s like its own entity. No, really. We should name it.”

Dark humor:

“We’re not so different, you and I. You believe your loose morals dictate the right people to kill. I don’t.” With the knife, he cut straight through her shirt. “That’s the only difference between the hunter and the hunted.”

She rolled her eyes. “Is this how you’re going to torture me? Spewing philosophical bullshit? I prefer the knife.”

Silly humor:

“So? You made a good choice for once in your life,” James said. “Good on ya’. What do you want? A cookie?”

Maddox grunted. “She wants an apology, dumbass.”

She narrowed her eyes. “Now I want two apologies.” Folding her arms across her chest she added, “And a cookie.”

Visual humor:

When he crouched down into a fighter’s stance, he looked like a sexy tiger ready to pounce. When Sage did it, she looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet.

Banter:

“You’re a bossy little thing.”
“Me bossy? Ha! That’s funny coming from you.”
“Down here there’s a name for a creature that taunts a bigger one.”
“What’s that?”
“Dead.”

Pop Culture humor:

“Thanks for that, boy genius. Where’d you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?”

Irony:

It had only been six days since she’d frozen in fear when the werewolves had attacked her and Marcelo. What a long way she’d come since then. Now…now she would have faced them with courage instead of cowering behind a man. Her head would be held high, bow in hand, strength down to her feet rooted on the ground. Yes, she was fae. She would never run and hide again.

Just then a giant snarling ball of muscle, fur, and teeth lunged at her from the trees. Oh, the irony.

Physical humor:

The next stall over is decent but cramped. It’ll have to do. I lift my dress and begin the process of liberating my curves from the torture device called Spanx. I grab the waistband and yank. And yank and yank. Down, down my body. At my hips, I reach some resistance. I wriggle them back and forth but the stall is so narrow I knock into the walls. I widen my stance, hovering above the toilet. Balancing on my too small heels proves challenging. I grunt and curse under my breath. Sweat drips down my nose. But I am going to get these damn things off if it’s the last thing I do.

Taking a more aggressive approach, I shove my hands under the waistband around my hips and pull down as hard as I can. Then I hear a loud rip and freeze. I look down. The lacy red underwear Nick got me is torn through at the side.

“Shit!” I hiss. “Shit, shit, shit.”

The sound of a throat clearing comes from the stall next to me. Double shit! Someone walked in between my grunts and thumping about? It probably sounds like I’m giving birth in here.

Witty humor:

Uhh…I don’t really specialize in this. I mainly use low brow and crass.

So. What’s your favorite type of humor to read and to write? Do you have examples you’d like to share? Leave a comment below and we can all laugh at you…er, with you

Monday, March 26, 2012

18+ Blog Hop Winner!

Thank you everyone who entered the 18+ Blog Hop this weekend! I can't believe how many of you stopped by. I hope you enjoyed the sexy excerpt on my blog and everyone else's. It was a fun hop, wasn't it?

And for those of you that downloaded For the Love of Harmony, I hope you enjoy reading it and might consider buying my other books.

The winner of the hop is...

Linda Henderson

Thanks Linda and I'll be in touch!

For everyone else, if you'd like to pick up a copy of Destiny Unchained (the book that the excerpt was posted from) it's only $2.99 on amazon and all other e-readers! Here's the amazon and B&N link.

Amazon


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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Small Treasures Blog Hop Winner!

Thanks everyone who entered the Small Treasures Blog Hop!

The Winner of my 3rd book, Destiny Unchained is...

Nikki

I'll be in touch soon with your book.

I have lots of other blog hops going on in the coming months with great prizes so be sure to come back!

Six Sentence Sunday

From the 2nd book in my paranormal romance series, Destiny United.

The air was hot and sticky for June in northern New York. Marcelo had spent several months in the area in 2004 hunting down a rogue demon that had been wreaking havoc across the state. The demon had somehow managed to set every New Yorker’s ring tone to What’s New Pussy Cat? by Tom Jones. The suicide rate that year had been exceptionally high.

Wanna see what sexy vampire Marcelo is doing in New York? Destiny United is available now for only $2.99 for all e-readers!

Click on the cover to the right to get it on amazon or check out my website on the left to read the first couple chapters.