This post was triggered by a request on facebook for erotic words to fill in a homemade crossword puzzle and clues to go with it. So me, being so helpful and kind, tried to help. And my attempt to "help" morphed into this ridiculousness...
Romance - what gradually fades the longer you're married
Necking - what teenagers do in parked cars
Pregnancy test - what you buy after doing #1 across (necking)
A ring - what you demand after #3 down (pregnancy test)
Dry humping - sometimes better than intercourse
Vibrator - your best friend during NFL season
Electric toothbrush - can be used in a pinch when #5 down (vibrator) is broken
Shame - what you feel when husband catches you with #4 across (electric toothbrush)
Hairdryer - what you throw when husband accuses you of depriving him
Jail time - what the judge orders for assault with #2 across (hairdryer)
Fantasy - everything your life isn't
Lights off - how you do it after age 30
Blindfold - what you wear to stay in #7 down (fantasy)
Strap-on - what you'd like to tell your husband to wear when he whines about doing the dishes
Right hand - the only thing men need to have a good time
Menage - inviting your husband to play with your vibrator.
Alcohol - turns your average man into a porn star
Porn star - makes you need alcohol to screw your husband
Husband - never as good as your vibrator
So...wanna join in the craziness? Whatcha got? An erotic word then a clue to go with it.