She's here as part of my month-long Halloween event and I'm excited about her guest post. Know why? It's about ghost hunting! And if you've been following along with my new release coming on Halloween, you know one of my characters is a ghost hunter!
So Jennifer is here with two of her characters, who happen to be paranormal therapists. I've never heard of such a thing but I must say I'm intrigued. So I'll let them tell us more in their own words.
Paranormal investigation. The words probably conjure mental
images of people with night vision goggles sitting around in the dark and
asking, “Is there anyone here who would like to communicate with us?”
I sometimes wish my job was so simple.
I want you to think of my partner, Antony Yeats, and myself
as paranormal therapists, councelors. Yeats would say we’re Dr. Phil for
ghosts, but I’m not terribly fond of that comparison. For one, neither of us
are balding.
When I was a child, there was a spirit in my house who would
linger about the bottom of the attic staircase. She didn’t say much. She had a
bit of a staring problem, really, peering out of the dark with her empty eyes.
I knew she needed help. She needed someone to talk to. I am fortunate enough to
have the ability to communicate verbally with spirits. As I said, she was a
ghost of few words, but I think our conversations helped her. She felt
connected to the rest of the world and sometimes that’s all a spirit needs.
Most in my field go into a case looking to exterminate a
spirit by destroying his affected object, the material object that allows him
to present himself on our plane of existence. (The science is a bit
complicated. I won’t bore you with the details, unless you’d like to meet for
coffee later.) Yeats and I reason with spirits, try to help them, relocate them
if necessary. Humans and ghosts can
coexist. After all, spirits are merely humans without bodies; they deserve our
respect.
I would like to amend that. Most spirits deserve our respect… the poltergeist who threw me into
a wall last week did not.
We do this to help them. While you may find ghosts spooky or
unsettling, just remember they were people, too. Yes, they may look a little different
and they may walk through walls or startle you in the middle of the night, but
underneath that they were once just like you. Ghosts aren’t really like the
girl from The Ring.
Usually.
Book Blurb!
When Erasmus Bramble finds the
recently-deceased Angus Heyer rummaging through his kitchen cabinets, he knows
he has a unique case on his hands.
As paranormal investigators in
rural Ohio, Ras and his business partner Antony Yeats tackle ghostly problems
on a daily basis, from poltergeist exterminations to troubled spirits just
looking for a shoulder to cry on. Angus isn’t looking for ghost therapy. He
needs Ras and Yeats to help him retrieve a pocket watch stolen from him after
death, a pocket watch that is said to be cursed: The Beldam’s Eye.
The skeptical Ras and Yeats
agree to take Angus’s case, but they soon find themselves in over their heads,
facing murder, theft and perilous dark magic. Is it all just backwoods
superstition or is the curse of The Beldam’s Eye grisly reality?
And here's an excerpt where we get to meet a real ghost!
Ras
could hear shuffling in the kitchen. He ruffled his hands through his wet hair
and walked into the living room.
A
ghost covered in soot rummaged through his kitchen cabinets, humming lowly to
himself, and he smiled when he found a mug that looked like a purple cat. Its
tail curled into the handle, and this amused him. The occasional spark of fire
flew from his dark fingers.
Ras
opened his mouth to speak, but was silenced by, “Well, you gonna stand there,
or you gonna get me something to drink?” The ghost burst into laughter too
quickly and turned to face him. His glowing orange eyes seemed somehow
mirthful, but he didn’t let his guard down. Ghosts were known for their mood
swings. Being reduced to nothing but a mass of paranormal energy complete with
its own electromagnetic field will do that to a person. “I’m jokin’, I’m
jokin’! I couldn’t drink anything anyway.”
Ras
smiled. “I wonder why you’re looking through my cabinets, then.”
“Oh,
just pokin’ around,” the ghost answered in a creaky voice. “Gettin’ to know ya.
I’m gonna have to if we’re gonna work together, right?”
Ras
laughed. “Really? What can you tell by looking at my coffee cups?”
“Well…
you like cats? Purple ones, I reckon. You got a purple cat around here
somewhere?”
Ras
knew in situations like this, the worst thing one could do was antagonize the
ghost. Sometimes a ghost was a little addled
by the dying process. It was better to try to out-crazy a spirit, make them
think you were the one with a screw loose.
“Not
a purple one, I’m afraid,” Ras answered, “but I did have a blue one once. I’ve
always been fond of blue cats!”
“Ah, you see!
Close enough, right? And I could tell that just by pokin’ through your coffee
cups. I’m a regular Sherlock Holmes.”
More about Jennifer!
Jennifer
Rainey was raised by wolves who later sold her to gypsies. She then joined the
circus at the age of ten. There, she was the flower girl in the famed Bearded
Bride of Beverly Hills show until the act was discontinued (it was discovered
that the bearded lady was actually a man).
From there, she wandered around the country selling novelty trucker hats
with vaguely amusing sayings printed on front. Somehow, she made enough money
to go to The Ohio State University for a major in English.
Website: http://www.jenniferrainey.com
Now for the giveaways!!!
Jennifer will provide two $20 Amazon GCs and five copies of Thoroughly Modern Monsters,
her short story collection to randomly drawn commenters during the
tour. The grand prize to one randomly drawn commenter will be a $25
Amazon Gift card, a copy of These Hellish Happenings (her first novel) and a copy of Thoroughly Modern Monsters.
And REMEMBER for my OCTOBER HALLOWEEN event I'm giving away a $25 gift card to Amazon or B&N to one commenter! The more you comment, the more likely you are to win! Remember to leave your email address!
Check out more of her tour here: http://goddessfishpromotions.blogspot.com/2012/07/virtual-book-tour-bedlams-eye-by.html
Thank you for hosting Jennifer (and Erasmus) today.
ReplyDeleteI'm a believer. I can see myself hunting ghosts.
ReplyDeletemarypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com
Check your local papers for ghostly events! :) Especially this time of year, it's very easy to fine organized ghost hunts that are open to the public, and it is so much fun!
DeleteThanks for commenting!
Thank you so much for having me (and Ras) on the blog today!! This was a really fun post to put together, and he does enjoy chattering on about his line of work. ;P I'll be online off and on throughout the day to answer any questions any readers might have! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks again!
I love the character interview. If ghosts are real I hope they are not really like the girl in the ring too!
ReplyDeletefencingromein at hotmail dot com
Fingers crossed!! :P Thanks for commenting!
DeleteI experience Old Hag's Syndrome a whole lot. But I always think it's a ghost. It is so scary. That is why I believe in ghosts. I have not seen any though. Thank God.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the guest post. Well-written too!
chrysrawr@yahoo.com
Thank you for reading and commenting! :) I haven't actually *seen* a ghost to the extent of my knowledge, but I've definitely had some weird stuff happen to me before.
DeleteI believe in ghosts, I would love to go ghost hunting. I would probably freak out if I came face to face with one.
ReplyDeleteKit3247(at)aol(dot)com
I'm not sure WHAT I would do if I came face to face with a ghost. I like to think that I would remain calm, but it would probably depend on the temperament of the spirit I was facing.
DeleteThanks for commenting! :)
This sounds very appealing!
ReplyDeletevitajex(at)aol(dot)com
Thank you, and thanks for commenting! :)
DeleteSounds like a really fun book to read, especially around Halloween. although this sounds like it would be a fun book anytime.
ReplyDeleteThank you and thanks for commenting! :)
DeleteSounds like a great read!! Thanks for the chance to win!
ReplyDeletenatasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com
After playing with a Oujia board once and seen what I saw (things move and candles flicker) I do believe. I know it scared the crap out of me and my friend and I got rid of the Oujia board that day .
ReplyDeletevampiremistress2010(at)gmail(dot)com
I would love to be a ghost hunter! I believe in them and actually think I might have seen a couple. I refuse to play with a Oujia board or anything because I dont want to invite something nasty into my house!
ReplyDeleteYour book sounds like a great read!!
Ashley A
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Very nice post.
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